about me
A tiny pixel tombstone with rainbow candles and a jack-o-lantern, which reads 'RIP CooperationIsKey - I told you I was sick'
a photo of the webmaster in a green and purple button-down Beetlejuice shirt, purple glasses, and a fauxhawk sagittarius usa est
genderqueer he/they demisexual grayromantic
Native English-Speaker Currently Studying German
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Hello, I'm Key! I'm an elder millenial nerd with too much time on my hands who mostly just wants to make people smile. I love to write fiction, dabble in various visual arts, and play video games (especially sandbox survival games like Minecraft). I watch far too much YouTube, and have had a passion for building websites for almost thirty years!

Very rarely, I make videos for my YouTube channel, though at this point it's really just been some fan stuff. I raise sea monkeys (brine shrimp) and isopods, and hope to have bumblebee millipedes and jumping spiders in the future! I also dabble in terrarium-building, enjoy scrapbooking, and collect a bunch of stuff (among them dolls, plushies, hedgehogs, rainbows, and my favorite: little vials with keepsakes and curios inside!).




Transition Goals Moodboard
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Cool Photo I Took Once: a photo of a beach at sunset, with lightning in the background


gaia onlinemy current Gaia avatar a timelapse of my Gaia avatars through the years

To the left, my current avatar. To the right, a timelapse of all my avatars since I joined in 2006!

'Key is aggressively precious' - Ny'Aara

a photo of my Lordi tattoo; a stylized mask in black ink on the underside of my right forearm favorites
color: teal
foods: avocados, cheez-its, chili dogs, chocolate, mashed potatoes, ruffles-style potato chips & ranch dip, sashimi/sushi, tomatoes
drinks: iced green tea, coca-cola, pumpkin spiced latte, winter spiced cranberry sprite
animals: brine shrimp, cats, dinosaurs, hedgehogs, isopods, jumping spiders, millipedes, rabbits, thylacines, turtles
hobbies & miscellaneous:
air plants, analog horror, blogging, drawing, invertebrates, mosses, original characters, photography, pixel art, plants, polymer clay (sculpey), pothos, sea monkeys, succulents, role-play gaming, terrariums, twitch, video editing, web design, writing, youtube
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favorites
WARNING: The visualizer can be a bit flashy, so viewer discretion is advised
if you're sensitive to that sort of thing. Also! Some songs contain explicit
content (mostly swearing), so listener discretion is also advised.

widgets
a.k.a. I don't know where else to put these; I just think they're neat.

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Current Moon Phase
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