about me
a photo of the webmaster in red flannel and sunglasses sagittarius usa est
genderqueer they/he/she demisexual grayromantic
Native English-Speaker Currently Studying German
author2host [at] gmail.com

Hello, I'm Key! Or at least that's what I go by online. I'm a big ol' geek with too much time on my hands who mostly just wants to make people smile. I draw a a 'prep' doll rendition of the webmasterlittle, game a little, and I love building websites, though I never got very good at that either, lol.

Sometimes I make videos for my YouTube channels—mostly fan stuff on the primary channel, and the secondary channel is my channel for my invertebrate hobby—A tiny pixel tombstone with rainbow candles and a jack-o-lantern, which reads 'RIP CooperationIsKey - I told you I was sick'I raise sea monkeys (brine shrimp) and isopods and hopefully more in the future! I also dabble in terrarium-building, scrapbook, and collect a bunch of stuff (plushies, hedgehogs, rainbows, little vials with keepsakes inside, stationary...).

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Cool Photo I Took Once: a photo of a beach at sunset, with lightning in the background

gaia onlinemy current Gaia avatar a timelapse of my Gaia avatars through the years

To the left, my current avatar.

To the right, a timelapse of all my avatars since I joined in 2006!

'Key is aggressively precious' - Ny'Aara

a photo of my Lordi tattoo; a stylized mask in black ink on the underside of my right forearm favorites
color: teal
foods: avocados, cheez-its, chili dogs, chocolate, mashed potatoes, ruffles-style potato chips & ranch dip, sashimi/sushi, tomatoes
drinks: iced green tea, dr. pepper, pumpkin spiced latte, winter spiced cranberry sprite
animals: brine shrimp, cats, dinosaurs, hedgehogs, isopods, jumping spiders, millipedes, rabbits, thylacines, turtles
books: "Under Alien Stars" by Pamela F. Service
"Fog, Snow, and Fire" (trilogy) by Caroline B. Cooney
"The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break" by Steven Sherill
The "Poirot" mysteries by Agatha Christie
"The Cat Who..." series by Lilian Jackson Braun

movies: Deadpool, Despicable Me, Kubo and the Two Strings, Megamind, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Popeye, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
tv shows: Fallout, Invader Zim, Metalocalypse, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Star Trek, The Last Of Us, The Orville
youtube: Angry Video Game Nerd, CaptainSparklez, Game Grumps, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Nostalgia Critic, Scott The Woz, Thomas Sanders
anime: .hack//SIGN, Cowboy Bebop, Seraph of the End, Space Dandy, Sword Art Online, The Promised Neverland
music: Billie Eilish, JT Music, Lordi, NateWantsToBattle, Ninja Sex Party, Peter Gabriel, Starbomb, The Stupendium, TryHardNinja
podcasts: Distractible, GO! My Favorite Sports Team, The Purple Stuff Podcast
games: Don't Starve Together, Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft, The Sims 4, Sonic the Hedgehog, Stardew Valley, Undertale/Deltarune
other: air plants, analog horror, blogging, drawing, invertebrates, mosses, original characters, photography, pixel art, plants, polymer clay (sculpey), pothos, sea monkeys, succulents, role-play gaming, terrariums, twitch, video editing, web design, writing, youtube

favorites
Warning: VERY LOUD for some reason; blame Spotify. Also, some songs contain explicit content.
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