about me
a photo of the webmaster in a green and purple button-down Beetlejuice shirt, purple glasses, and a fauxhawk sagittarius usa est
genderqueer he/they demisexual grayromantic
Native English-Speaker Currently Studying German
author2host [at] gmail.com

Hello, I'm Key! I'm an elder millenial nerd with too much time on my hands who mostly just wants to make people smile. I love to write fiction, dabble in various visual arts, and play video games (especially sandbox survival games like Minecraft). I watch far too much YouTube, and have had a passion for building websites for almost thirty years!A tiny pixel tombstone with rainbow candles and a jack-o-lantern, which reads 'RIP CooperationIsKey - I told you I was sick'

Very rarely, I make videos for my YouTube channel, though at this point it's really just been some fan stuff. I raise sea monkeys (brine shrimp) and isopods, and hope to have bumblebee millipedes and jumping spiders in the future! I also dabble in terrarium-building, enjoy scrapbooking, and collect a bunch of stuff (among them dolls, plushies, hedgehogs, rainbows, and my favorite: little vials with keepsakes and curios inside!).


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Cool Photo I Took Once: a photo of a beach at sunset, with lightning in the background


gaia onlinemy current Gaia avatar a timelapse of my Gaia avatars through the years

To the left, my current avatar. To the right, a timelapse of all my avatars since I joined in 2006!

'Key is aggressively precious' - Ny'Aara

a photo of my Lordi tattoo; a stylized mask in black ink on the underside of my right forearm favorites
color: teal
foods: avocados, cheez-its, chili dogs, chocolate, mashed potatoes, ruffles-style potato chips & ranch dip, sashimi/sushi, tomatoes
drinks: iced green tea, coca-cola, pumpkin spiced latte, winter spiced cranberry sprite
animals: brine shrimp, cats, dinosaurs, hedgehogs, isopods, jumping spiders, millipedes, rabbits, thylacines, turtles
hobbies & miscellaneous:
air plants, analog horror, blogging, drawing, invertebrates, mosses, original characters, photography, pixel art, plants, polymer clay (sculpey), pothos, sea monkeys, succulents, role-play gaming, terrariums, twitch, video editing, web design, writing, youtube
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favorites
Warning: VERY LOUD for some reason; blame Spotify. Also, some songs contain explicit content.
widgets
a.k.a. I don't know where else to put these; I just think they're neat.

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