So I ran into a Karen in the grocery store a few days ago.

   First and foremost, as we were waiting to check out, my roommate and I both watched these two little hellspawn running around the front of the grocery store and screaming at each other, climbing around on displays and such. That was bad enough.

   Then when I got to the doorway, in substantial pain by that point as my chronic pain chose then to start acting up bad, she and said hellspawn were standing in the ONLY exit doorway. She was unwrapping ice cream for the brats and trying to get someone's attention across the damn store, and when I finally got fed up and attempted to go around her, she put her hand up at my face and ordered, "Wait."

   Like EXCUSE ME? You have no right to keep me or anyone else from leaving the store while you're screwing around, let alone ordering another grown adult around like one of your kids. Either get your ass THROUGH THE DOOR or get out of the way.

   I looked over to who she was trying to talk to across the store, and some dude was leaning against the customer service counter smiling and nodding at her.

   She was wasting my time to flirt.

   Anyway I responded to her hand and command with an incredulous "No!?" but then she physically stepped in front of my cart while snapping "I don't care!" at me (which doesn't... super make sense in context but okay).

   I don't remember exactly what I said after that, as she finally got her dumb butt through the door after her kids (who were already outside by this point), but I know I called her a nasty name under my breath as I walked past her and her posse on the way to the car.

   I was livid for like an hour afterwards, seriously kept raging about her to my roommate, lol. I'm honestly still pretty peeved at her gall.