internet bumper stickers
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Fear is a thief Imagination is more important than knowledge Inspected by No. 29 It's never too late to have a happy childhood So many stupid people, so few comets Not everything requires your comment All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power Never moon a werewolf Deposit 25 cents to view next page Don't judge me based on your ignorance If you leave me a voicemail please text me what it says Those who discourage your dreams likely have abandoned their own Beware a man of one book Thank you for not smoking Help! I'm online and I can't get off! Adulthood - When you're always tired, except at bedtime Oh gee, let me go find a container for my joy HTML Incompetence Ahead I was an honor student, I don't know what happened I am in shape, Round is a shape My species disappoints me I'm old enough to remember when there were NINE planets