Just a bunch of quotes I've collected over the years that strike a chord with me. Some are profound, some are inspiring, some just make me laugh.

Content Warning: Some quotes contain harsh language.

"Never give up. Never surrender!"
―Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, Galaxy Quest

"Don’t ever be ashamed of loving the strange things that make your weird little heart happy."
―Elizabeth Gilbert

"There’s always something worth living for."
―The Doctor (David Tennant), Doctor Who

"You see the road to your goal and it's paved with broken glass; you can bitch and moan the whole way, but... At the end of the day, you just gotta walk."
―Markiplier, Watch Me Sign the LAST CALENDARS!!

"It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within—not without."
―Poirot (Agatha Christie)

"Could be gayer."
―Thomas Sanders

"Never regret anything that made you smile."
―Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

"There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes."
—The Doctor (Tom Baker), Doctor Who

"Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things."
—Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight

"You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other... probably."
—Markiplier, Five Nights at Freddy's Let's Play series

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!"
—Sonic the Hedgehog

"Follow your stupid fucking dreams."
—Dan Avidan, Super Mario Galaxy: Bad Blood - PART 63, Game Grumps

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
―Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"The devil is a loser and he is my bitch!"
―Mr. Lordi, The Devil is a Loser

"You gotta draw the line somewhere! You gotta draw a fuckin' line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, 'what am I willing to put up with today?' NOT FUCKIN' THIS!!"
—Arin Hanson, Sonic '06: WHAT IS THIS? - PART 20, Game Grumps

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them."
―Marcus Aurelius

"Humans are such a bunch of―OOH!―people."
―Nosedive, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series

"Hallelujah! Holy shit!"
―Clark Griswold, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."
―Lizabeth, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

"My delusionary hell does not agree with yours."
―Jhonen Vasquez

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile, and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
―Holly, Kryten, Red Dwarf

"Wise men say 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
―Michelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

"At age six, I was born without a face."
―Arin Hanson, Yoshi's Cookie, Game Grumps

“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
―Shel Silverstein

"It’s like we’re too old to Trick or Treat and too young to die."
―Eric Foreman, Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die, That 70's Show

"iif you cant fiigure 2hiit out by fuckiing around you dont belong near computer2"
―Sollux, Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures

"Oh, goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!"
―Dr. Horrible, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog

"You think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart??"
―Arin Hanson, Super Mario Galaxy Episode 69, Game Grumps

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
―Clark Griswold, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble―give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best. Aaaand always look on the bright side of life~! Always look on the light side of life~!" (full lyrics)
―Eric Idle, Monty Python's Life of Brian