"Never give up. Never surrender!"
"Don’t ever be ashamed of loving the strange things that make your weird little heart happy."
"There’s always something worth living for."
"You see the road to your goal and it's paved with broken glass; you can bitch and moan the whole way, but... At the end of the day, you just gotta walk."
"It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within—not without."
"Could be gayer."
"Never regret anything that made you smile."
"There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes."
"Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things."
"You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other... probably."
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!"
"Follow your stupid fucking dreams."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
"The devil is a loser and he is my bitch!"
"You gotta draw the line somewhere! You gotta draw a fuckin' line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, 'what am I willing to put up with today?' NOT FUCKIN' THIS!!"
"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them."
"Humans are such a bunch of―OOH!―people."
"Hallelujah! Holy shit!"
"I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."
"My delusionary hell does not agree with yours."
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile, and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
"Wise men say 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
"At age six, I was born without a face."
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
"It’s like we’re too old to Trick or Treat and too young to die."
"iif you cant fiigure 2hiit out by fuckiing around you dont belong near computer2"
"Oh, goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go!"
"You think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart??"
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble―give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best. Aaaand always look on the bright side of life~! Always look on the light side of life~!" (full lyrics)